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So last night I dreamed... well, I dreamed many things, including that I was taking my kitty to classes at MIT, and she fell asleep on the neck of a guy sitting behind me. And I dreamed that I accidentally paid $550 for a sex toy but managed to mostly get a refund. You don't care about that though... you care that I dreamed I had a threesome with Britney Spears and Angelina Jolie. Yep. It was extremely graphic. It was not the best dream I've ever had, necessarily (my first attempt at cunnilingus was, realistically enough, portrayed as being a little confused. Also, who knew that Angelina actually has a penis? If only the tabloids got hold of that one). However, I really wish there were some sort of dream-recorder and that I could put the dream up on eBay, because then I'd be rich.

Must go invent dream recorder now.

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