Livin' la vida couch-o

Hey, life sucks, I have a cold
walkin' out the door seems way too bold
here's a couch, think I'll lie on it
for hours and hours and knit knit knit.



you got it babe, I finished a sleeve
though every three rows I had to sneeze
my kleenex supply is gettin low
can't panic about it, I'm movin too slow

I'm sleepin and dreamin, yeah turn out the lights
twenty-four hours in the last two nights
some fitness folk think it's good to rest
let's put that theory to the test

it's almost time again for the nightly drill;
8:00 is bedtime, hand me that Nyquil.