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flexagon ([personal profile] flexagon) wrote2006-09-17 09:46 pm

Nerdy one-liners

I decided a while ago that it would be worthwhile to have all my favorite nerdy one-liners in one place. (Why? Because that way, when I go to take over the world with my bumper sticker company, I'll be prepared.)

I know I'm not remembering them all off the top of my head, so I'm sure I'll edit this post. More importantly though, I want to add yours to the collection, so comment!



Pi = 3.141592653589793helpimtrappedinauniversefactory7108914...

To be or not to be, that is the square root of four B squared.

You're either part of the solution or part of the precipitate.

The meek shall inherit the earth; the rest of us are going to the stars.

Metacircular evaluator? But I just metacircular evaluator? But I...

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.

Remembered later:

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

My parents went to a planet with no bilateral symmetry and all I got was this lousy F-shirt.

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?