My favorite form of comedy: the unintentional.

[flexagon]

ZenHabits recently asked people what their 3 top life goals are.

As of today, people's actual answers incude:

• Give up hope in the future.


• Create internet startup & company which provide me some money that i will not have to work in Wendys or MCDonald as a part-time


• Live a life of love and realize all my potential. Exactly what this means, I’m not sure of yet.


• Happy my own education institute college in a third world, developing, poor, country


• 1.Attain state of buddhism 2.witness truth 3.Build cutting edge robots


• Babies


• understand god/universe


• The truly enlightened are aware there are no goals.

Me? I hope to manifest a superpower by which I can instantly trim my hedge. It's overgrown again.