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flexagon ([personal profile] flexagon) wrote2005-03-30 09:52 pm

No can do

Sit up straight with both feet in front of you, toes flexing back toward your face. Straight spine, you lazy worm! Now pick your left leg up and tuck your left shoulder under the leg as much as you can (so, probably, the knee is gripping the outside of your upper arm somewhere). Very good. Now wrap your left arm, then your right arm, around behind the leg and your body, gripping the left wrist with the right hand.

Got it? Still sitting up straight-ish? Excellent! Now, can you straighten your left leg? Good for you, I sure as hell can't.

I had the uncomfortable experience yesterday of interviewing a gentleman who got his PhD from MIT three years before I entered as a freshman, and still was utterly unqualified for the job. He did a good job of convincing me he really would be happy in a software engineering position (rather than research with coding on the side, his usual thing), but Big Daddy is sure he was lying and basically making a grab for the money. He would have been a senior software engineer, so I'm sure the Frog is offering enough to bring the posers out of the woodwork, but it still disturbs me. It's important to discuss the topic of whether someone's going to be happy in a position. So how to avoid being lied to? I guess some proof really can be found in the level of expertise, at least by the time someone's been in or near a field for 20+ years.

Well, I woke up early and I have a ton of stuff to do, so I guess I'll head in. I'm wearing my Tevas for the first time this spring... a definite positive mark on the day. :)

[identity profile] jg26.livejournal.com 2005-03-31 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Sit up straight with both feet in front of you...
Sorry, I can't even get that far. ;)

[identity profile] webrat.livejournal.com 2005-03-31 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Just thinking about it is making me ache.

[identity profile] motospeedfreek.livejournal.com 2005-03-31 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
(realizing why she's called a "flexy bendy thing"...) crikey, no way in hell.

is this "tortured zen" pose? the "please may i dislocate my hip" pose? DO post a pic, when you get it...

[identity profile] bluechromis.livejournal.com 2005-03-31 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
Sit up straight with both feet in front of you, toes flexing back toward your face. Straight spine, you lazy worm! Now pick your left leg up and tuck your left shoulder under the leg as much as you can (so, probably, the knee is gripping the outside of your upper arm somewhere). Very good. Now wrap your left arm, then your right arm, around behind the leg and your body, gripping the left wrist with the right hand.

Got it? Still sitting up straight-ish? Excellent! Now, can you straighten your left leg? Good for you, I sure as hell can't.


Unless I'm picturing this incorrectly, my legs are WAY too fat to succeed at this. You'll have to post a pic.

[identity profile] jg26.livejournal.com 2005-04-01 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
that flexy... always on the lookout for some good humiliation play. ;)

[identity profile] bluechromis.livejournal.com 2005-04-01 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ah yes, let me clarify - I didn't mean no one with legs chubby like mine could do it, just that I probably couldn't do that because of the added flexibility required for an already difficult seeming move.

I look forward to a demo! :-D