And my cat Nala says:

[flexagon]

I've got it; I'll sneak
up on this side of your plate.
Now you won't see me.

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[dilletante.livejournal.com]

your cat speaks in haiku?

[flexagon]

Sometimes. It's a frightening thing, I know.

[apfelsingail.livejournal.com]

Or as my dog thinks:

I've got it! I'll sneak
over to THIS side of you
And you'll forget you just
refused to give me a treat...

[hiddenbear.livejournal.com]

haikus abound!
In LJ (http://community.livejournal.com/lj_nifty/138914.html)
Yours.
And this error message I just added to my product:
The request has failed.
Our sincere apologies.
Please reoptimize.

[miyyu.livejournal.com]

My dog that I had as a kid thought if he begged for food on one side of you, was denied, then went to the other, you'd think he was a different dog and feed him. Obviously, he also was not clever enough for haikus.