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flexagon ([personal profile] flexagon) wrote2006-11-30 04:43 pm
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A more adult daydream

I've spent half this afternoon daydreaming about either franchising or buying a local gym and turning it into something wonderful. Damn Bally's and the survey they sent me! I wanted to fill it out because I want to ask them to buy a Viper, but by the time I finished fully answering the question of what they could do to improve their space I was basically whimpering because I could see it all so clearly and I know they won't do it. Probably not any of it.

How about this... I buy Fitness First from the current owners. I keep their lovely stretching area.

I sell most of their crappy weight machines and use the space to expand the free weight section with a squat rack, more benches and some kettlebells. I add a tiny noncirculating library, just a small bookshelf with books (and issues of Crossfit Journal, etc) so people can read about things to do.

I add a Viper, a QuadMill, an actual climbing rope, a glute-ham machine, a good pullup/dip station, a pair of rings and a couple of pairs of parallettes. There might not be room for a static trapeze, alas... it's a small facility.

I upgrade the cardio machines, but have fewer of them.

I post the Crossfit "WOD" every day just to give people ideas. (I remain hypocritical and don't do them myself.)

I find people to teach yoga and pilates and handstands, and occasionally fun things like juggling or hacky sack, in the downstairs classroom.

I have fun explaining in my FAQ that there is no women's only area, and no men's only area, and no childcare area (though we have an affiliation with a nearby daycare center).

I have another small bookshelf over by the cardio machine, pre-stocked with cheap paperbacks from The Book Rack. I put up a sign saying "Take a Book / Leave a Book" and hopefully the system keeps itself going.

Sigh... is this out of my system yet?

[identity profile] nevers.livejournal.com 2006-11-30 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
if all you did was add a climbing rope i'd be happy. oh and rings!!
if you have a space for yoga and pilates then you can probably have a trapeze in that room. the one i work on is really low.

[identity profile] nevers.livejournal.com 2006-12-01 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
yep, trapezes are easy to pull out of the way
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[personal profile] heisenbug 2006-12-01 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
You advertise an "adult daydream", then just talk about running a gym? You're such a tease.
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[personal profile] heisenbug 2006-12-01 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, did you tell Bally's to turn down their damn music? I didn't get a survey.

I think you could possibly do well competing against Bally's in Porter Square just by advertising "No Music". And Porter Square would be much better than taking over Fitness First all the way out in the boonies.

[identity profile] bluechromis.livejournal.com 2006-12-01 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I WANT A VIPER. My birthday is tomorrow, I'll be home, have it delivered. Thanks.

My mom's gym has a quadmill and that fact was actually something that popped up in my "pro" list when I was contemplating whether I could bring myself to go out there for a visit. Why do west coast gyms get all the awesome stuff?!

Anyway, I'm guessing that the person who threw cold water on you

a) watched a friend or family member suffer through a failed entrepreneurial attempt

b) has some daydream of their own that they are too scared to pursue

Because, honey, your ideas are kick ass, and I don't see why you couldn't do something like that. Obviously there would be a learning curve associated with the business side of things, but I doubt that would keep you down.

Can I make a request for the gym? I love the wet area at healthworks, and think you can't go wrong with a hot tub, but even more than that I want an ice bath tub. Many many people would benefit from regular icing, but it's a pain in the ass without proper equipment. You'd also need an ice machine.
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[personal profile] heisenbug 2006-12-02 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
My mom's gym also has no music. One more way they're better. I suspect they cost a lot more than Bally's, though.