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Do yoga... and please learn the basic rules of grammar.
I saw a middle-aged woman on the train this morning whose bag said:
Do yoga. Jealousy works the opposite way you want it to.
I used the world's most popular search engine to see what the hell was up with this mangled motto. Turns out it's a small piece of lululemon's ridiculous manifesto, which is why yoga was mentioned, and I'm not the first to skewer it. Really though, "Children are the orgasm of life"? Well, could be, could be... my understanding is that when you're actually dealing with them you're all jittery, and once it's over you feel quite relaxed and remember the whole thing as being wonderful. There are similarities. I admit, though, I have no idea what this has to do with yoga.
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I wrote that this morning. Tonight, I finally had the good workout I've been waiting to have for about the last two weeks. I could tell you all about my discouragement with gymnastics, and how much I wish it emphasized mindfulness the way yoga does, and how 2 weeks ago I was really thinking about quitting (and about crying in class, which I didn't do... quite), but that would be boring. Anyway, tonight I decided I didn't give a shit, and had more consistent kickups to handstand than I think I've ever had before. I even (almost) did a 180-degree pirouette, and had a couple of reasonable handstands that I straddled up to and held briefly. Go figure.
Anyway, I'm glad I went instead of doing the other thing I was tempted to do and staying horribly late at work. (My plan is to go in horribly early, instead. I am so overwhelmed). Because the universe likes to laugh at me, I got email from 23andme.com tonight saying my genetic profile is ready to look at. Very funny. :P I'm not remotely ready to look at it, not until I'm a lot more rested.
Do yoga. Jealousy works the opposite way you want it to.
I used the world's most popular search engine to see what the hell was up with this mangled motto. Turns out it's a small piece of lululemon's ridiculous manifesto, which is why yoga was mentioned, and I'm not the first to skewer it. Really though, "Children are the orgasm of life"? Well, could be, could be... my understanding is that when you're actually dealing with them you're all jittery, and once it's over you feel quite relaxed and remember the whole thing as being wonderful. There are similarities. I admit, though, I have no idea what this has to do with yoga.
* * *
I wrote that this morning. Tonight, I finally had the good workout I've been waiting to have for about the last two weeks. I could tell you all about my discouragement with gymnastics, and how much I wish it emphasized mindfulness the way yoga does, and how 2 weeks ago I was really thinking about quitting (and about crying in class, which I didn't do... quite), but that would be boring. Anyway, tonight I decided I didn't give a shit, and had more consistent kickups to handstand than I think I've ever had before. I even (almost) did a 180-degree pirouette, and had a couple of reasonable handstands that I straddled up to and held briefly. Go figure.
Anyway, I'm glad I went instead of doing the other thing I was tempted to do and staying horribly late at work. (My plan is to go in horribly early, instead. I am so overwhelmed). Because the universe likes to laugh at me, I got email from 23andme.com tonight saying my genetic profile is ready to look at. Very funny. :P I'm not remotely ready to look at it, not until I'm a lot more rested.
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Please share your profile when and if you're up to it. I'm insanely curious to know what it says, although it's personal and if my insane curiosity goes unsatisfied, so be it.
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Stuff will be shared. I was just exhausted last night and ultra-busy. This weekend, I think, there should be time to do it justice.
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I've almost posted about the manifesto, too.
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I think I've learned some good intonations for saying the word "no", because I almost never have to explain anymore and that means I don't get to teach people the word...
Person 1: so I take it you don't have kids.
Me: (raises eyebrows, follows with tiny shake of the head) uhhh, no.
Person 2: you don't want kids?
Me: (smile slightly, eyes rove around as if searching for the right word, pause) ...no.
:)
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"Stress is related to 99% of all illnesses"? And how, may I ask, was that determined? I also found it funny that that statement was on the same page as the "things are changing so rapidly you'll be 2 steps behind do it now do it now do it now" statement. I mean, mixed messages anyone?