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Compliments

"The spark of intelligence in your blinking eyes is not unlike the glow from the teeth of an electrocuted axe-murderess.", it says today.

"Garbage bins would be seventh with ivy to hold your face under a stone.", it said the very first time I ever tried it.

Gotta love the Surrealist Compliment Generator.

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I earned myself:

I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.

E-e-excellent... um... I think.

Seven donkeys and a concubine cannot compare with the tarnished sheen left in your path of combustion.

In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch.

I just looked through a few more of these! I think I'm glad I got the one I did the first time...I think....

rrrRRRRrrrr. ;)

That's a great one!

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