Malibu inspiration

[flexagon]

Heavy lifting day yesterday--full body, since the silly gym was closed Saturday for some damn fool reason and I couldn't do upper body like I usually do. This girl was there who I'll have to call Malibu Barbie--she's so lean and so muscular that her thighs are bigger than her butt, and you can see every little ab muscle all the way down through her lower belly. She's always perfectly fake-tanned too. Wow, just... wow. I can't decide if I actually like how she looks, but I sure could stare at her all day. I think she's probably a fitness competitor.

Girls, did you know it's possible for us to learn to pee standing up?

The wind came up in the night as it was snowing and obliterated all of yesterday's shoveling, so I'd better get out there and (re)do the snow mambo. And then back to work. Seems unreal after all this time off...