Read fast before it's gone...

Cenqua (distributors of Clover, a very slick code coverage tool for Java)... announce The Commentator. That's right... it comments your code after you adjust for desired levels of humor, bitterness, verbosity, self-importance and other crucial variables. The Commentator knows you. The Commentator becomes you... BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

The Pairon is also pretty good.