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flexagonMy new favorite tasteless joke:
A pedophile and a child are walking through the woods at night. It's windy and the trees are rustling. The child looks up and says "I'm scared." The pedophile says "You think you're scared! I have to walk back all alone!"
Annnnnd, to continue the theme of general tastelessness, apparently there is an abortion clinic a couple of buildings down from my physical therapist's new office (I hadn't walked by it before because last time I went 1/2 block too far on the T). Apparently there are folks who stand in front of it wearing sandwich boards that say "Face it, abortion kills." Apparently they approach passersby with pamphlets. Apparently, when the passerby is me and the mouth opens, what comes out is not "No thank you". Apparently, regardless of intent, what comes out is a lot more like "FUCK you, you stay away from my body." Sigh. I'm not sorry exactly, but that wasn't very creative or productive either.
A pedophile and a child are walking through the woods at night. It's windy and the trees are rustling. The child looks up and says "I'm scared." The pedophile says "You think you're scared! I have to walk back all alone!"
Annnnnd, to continue the theme of general tastelessness, apparently there is an abortion clinic a couple of buildings down from my physical therapist's new office (I hadn't walked by it before because last time I went 1/2 block too far on the T). Apparently there are folks who stand in front of it wearing sandwich boards that say "Face it, abortion kills." Apparently they approach passersby with pamphlets. Apparently, when the passerby is me and the mouth opens, what comes out is not "No thank you". Apparently, regardless of intent, what comes out is a lot more like "FUCK you, you stay away from my body." Sigh. I'm not sorry exactly, but that wasn't very creative or productive either.
