My best short story, you know, the one that's the right length and tightness and quality to publish, just got rejected again with another note that leaves me with no reason to believe it actually got read.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune. I'm going to start making a notepad of rejection notes with a blank at the top for a story name. It will also have checkboxed items such as "Theme not appropriate for this publication", "spelling and grammar not up to standard", "characterization needs work", "too short", "too long", etc. Then people could take TWENTY FUCKING SECONDS out of their lives to check a couple of boxes after reading a story, and people like me would have a reason to not just put their story on their website already.
This game gets old fast.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune. I'm going to start making a notepad of rejection notes with a blank at the top for a story name. It will also have checkboxed items such as "Theme not appropriate for this publication", "spelling and grammar not up to standard", "characterization needs work", "too short", "too long", etc. Then people could take TWENTY FUCKING SECONDS out of their lives to check a couple of boxes after reading a story, and people like me would have a reason to not just put their story on their website already.
This game gets old fast.
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Date: 2005-05-15 01:25 pm (UTC)I was trying to aim at an artsy SF magazine this time, but I was thinking of aiming at GLBT publications next time around since, after all, my main characters are lesbians and I might do better with a publication for which that wouldn't be a problem. How bout this... I email you the story and you can send out feelers only if you actually like it and therefore want to. :)
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Date: 2005-05-16 03:55 pm (UTC)buuuut...hmm. given that my dad is one the one with the most contacts in the biz (and we know how he feels about us lesbians) i'd say the fat list of Potentials just dwindled. but all hope is not lost - i'll get in touch with my sis the networking queen and see if she knows anybody in the right places...
(do i really get to read it?)