I heard this one today at lunch...
Dec. 14th, 2005 12:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Donald Rumsfeld walks into President Bush's office and tells him that two Brazilian people died in Iraq today.
The President bursts into tears.
"Mr. President," says Rumsfeld in confusion, "what happened today is a great tragedy, yes, but we get a lot of bad news in this office. In the past I've had to give you news of dozens of Americans dying in Iraq. What is it you find so moving about today's events?"
And the President says, "Um... how many is a Brazillion, again?"
The President bursts into tears.
"Mr. President," says Rumsfeld in confusion, "what happened today is a great tragedy, yes, but we get a lot of bad news in this office. In the past I've had to give you news of dozens of Americans dying in Iraq. What is it you find so moving about today's events?"
And the President says, "Um... how many is a Brazillion, again?"
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Date: 2005-12-14 07:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-15 11:27 pm (UTC)Colin Powell and President Bush are in a bar. A regular of the bar walks in and sees them and decides he just has to go up to them. He does, and tells them what an honor it is to meet them, etc.
Bush says to the man, "Since you're the average American, I want to run an idea past you and see what you think." The man, thrilled to be asked, agrees. Bush continues: "I want to send the army into Iraq and kill five million Iraqis and one blonde with big tits."
The man says, "Why the blonde with the big tits?"
Bush turns to Colin Powell and says, "See, dummy, I told you no one would care about the five million Iraqis."