Steak and Blowjob Day is March 14th.

Happy Valentine's day, everyone! I just heard about the complementary holiday that follows in a month. Although it never really struck me that V-day was more for women, I guess it sort of is for most couples, so this is fair. And, anyway, it sounds fun; I haven't gone out for a steak in maybe 5 years. (I'm assuming this holiday hasn't caught on already to such an extent that we won't be able to make reservations, which is good, because I certainly don't know how to cook a good steak.)

Put it on your calendar, HLM. :)