Subtlety

My Amazon Marketplace order has shipped. It was sold to me by a nice person named Jenny who sent a graciously-worded email informing me of shipment from Effen Books, even though Amazon sellers are not required to do this. Thank you, Jenny.

Several hours later, I realized I'd gotten an email stating Your Effen Book Order has Shipped.

Well it better have, bitch, I paypalled you your effen money.

My life, Gashleycrumb Tinies style

A is for Acro I find very neat
B is for Bug who I lift on my feet

C is for C++, C's horrid addendum
D is for Dollars, I save 'em and spend 'em

E is for Earth to protect and defend
F is for Friends who are true to the end

G is Gymnastics, all jumping and landing
H is for Hamstring and also Handstanding

I is for Intellect - it's fun to think!
J is for Java, both language and drink

K is for Knitting, I have yarn to do it
L is for Love which I try to intuit

M is for Music, rhythmic and deep
N is for Nala who purrs me to sleep

O is for Options and making hard choices
P is for Playing and making loud noises

Q is for Quiet to read for an hour
R is for Rowling whose books I devour

S is for Sex, I should do that someday
T is for Tired which gets in the way

U is for Urban life, vibrant and busy
V is for Vim, though sometimes I get dizzy

W is for Work, always crunching along
X is for Gen X, to which I belong

Y is for Yoga and doing backbends
Z is for Zoning out on the weekends.