"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."

That's a Charles Schulz quote. Wow, some of those are pretty cynical -- maybe he was like Roald Dahl, writing great things for children and thinking nastily funny thoughts on the side.

It's been easy to get depressed this week, watching silly people line up to pay hundreds of dollars for the iPhone. So here's your sunshiny thought for the day: you're probably not one of these poor suckers with BIID or (even more scary) Alien hand syndrome. Hurray!