I love it

[flexagon]

Punctuate this:

Dear John I want a man who knows what love is all about you are generous kind thoughtful people who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior you have ruined me for other men I yearn for you I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart I can forever be happy will you let me be yours Harriet

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[flexagon]

I was hoping someone would really have some fun with it. Best one I've seen (on another thread) includes "Admit to being!" Very deep. However, I love your use of "like".

Now I have to try.

Dear John, I want a man who knows what love is all about: you! Are generous, kind, and thoughtful people who are not? Like you. Admit to being! "Useless" and "inferior" you have ruined. Me for other men!? I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart I can forever. Be happy, will you? Let me be! yours, Harriet