I'm going to Hell, in a helicopter, to be a hairdresser

[flexagon]

Oh, yes...

Now tell me why I am going go Hell in a handbasket.

Clearly, you have many plausible reasons to pick from, but why do YOU think I'm going to Hell? (Fine print: this is a game, there is no need to believe in the Christian version of the afterlife to play. If you answer and you want to play too, pass it on by asking your readers to comment on why you are going to hell. I got this meme from a_kosmos).

Comments

[a-kosmos.livejournal.com]

You're going to hell because you keep taunting us with your gorgeous handknit sweaters. Being a tease is mean.

[miyyu.livejournal.com]

You're going to hell because, to quote Family Guy, you're in "too good of shape."

[soong.livejournal.com]

You're going to Hell because too many other people voted Republican. Yup, you're going to Hell and it's not even your fault, except that you didn't somehow find a way to stop more of them.