An invitation to play along

[flexagon]

Comment in the following format:

I am tired of ___________ and propose as an alternative _____________.

Comments

[miyyu.livejournal.com]

I am tired of parents who are unable to parent their children and propose as an alternative mandatory screenings before parenthood.

(It was a lousy day at work.)

[silver-spork.livejournal.com]

Even though it would never happen, I keep hoping...

[perfectbound.livejournal.com]

Congress; a giant moonbounce.

[flexagon]

I am tired of women's t-shirts that never fit though the shoulders and propose as an alternative that I buy men's small instead.

[dancing-crow.livejournal.com]

I am tired of migraines and propose as an alternative that I be able to remove my head until the feeling passes.

[apfelsingail.livejournal.com]

I am tired of being tired, and propose as an alternative that I sleep in this weekend.

[bluechromis.livejournal.com]

I am tired of always having to find a solution to problems and propose as an alternative not having a fucking problem in the first place.