A few bumper stickers / one liners
Aug. 2nd, 2009 12:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in.
Please cancel my subscription, I've had enough of your issues
Of course Democrats are sexy; who ever heard of a great piece of elephant?
I childproofed the house but sometimes they still get in
If you don’t stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them
Gone crazy, be back later (note: this should not be a bumper sticker; this should be a chat status message.)
Please cancel my subscription, I've had enough of your issues
Of course Democrats are sexy; who ever heard of a great piece of elephant?
I childproofed the house but sometimes they still get in
If you don’t stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them
Gone crazy, be back later (note: this should not be a bumper sticker; this should be a chat status message.)