No, the title is not "A Womb With a Zoo", but I thought of it

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I was workin' on one of my stories last night. Didn't get much actually written because this one has a lot of dialogue in it, which is usually difficult for me. But writing is fun... I get to ponder such questions as this:

Assuming that science has found a way to let human women bear animal babies of certain types (kittens and piglets definitely, we'll see what else), and our protagonists are going into a clinic that does this kind of work and they encounter protesters, what do the signs of the protesters say?

I haven't thought of anything really clever yet. Anyone want to help brainstorm this? :)

Oooh, also, everybody hop over to Google. It's so cute today! Little moon googlies.

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Sign ideas...

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"FREAK!"

"If God meant us to bear animals, we would have a tail!"

"Who's the father you slut?!"

"Pig F$cker!" (yes, I know you said 'science', but us humans with small brains don't understand that someone didn't actually hump a pig. Fun Fact: Did you know a pig orgasm for 1/2 hour?)

"Interspecies freak!"

"Make Humans, Not Kittens."

Re: Sign ideas...

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Thanks! I wrote to my short-story-writin' friend LgB about this too. He had some great ideas (Kids not Kittens is one I had thought of already) including:

Spawn of Hell
Abomination in the Eyes of God
Pork--It's What's For Dinner
Kids Not Kittens
Kids Not Cattle
Your Womb Is Not A Pet Store
Children Not Chimeras
Spay the Unrighteous
"Would You Eat Your Young?" with pictures of piglets
Choose HUMAN Life
at least one with pictures of newborn (or fetal) kittens covered with
amniotic fluid
Bart Simpson saying "Don't have a cow, man." =:-|
Bestiality By Any Other Name
You're Their MASTERS Not Their PARENTS
a pig in a slaughterhouse with the caption "Your Children's Fate"
"Roadkill" with anguished parents weeping over a dead cat in the street


Hmmmm. Whatever one might say about my story, this particular conversation is definitely an interesting one :)
And unfortunately, yes, I did know that about pigs. Wish I didn't.