Annoying cute Gap shirt I can't wear

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One thing did annoy me today: I was reminded that most strapless shirts, especially the ones that are tight just at the very top to make them stay up, don't look good on people who lift weights too much. Me trying one on is like an advance screening of Pecs, Interrupted... my pecs look like flab where the top bites into them, and my breasts look nonexistent. This puts a serious hole in my theory that people with thin, athletic bodies can wear anything.

(Current mood: eh, not that grouchy, I can still wear everything else. But it sure was cute on the hanger.)

Out of idle curiosity: what can't you wear, despite your generally being a hottie?