Annoying cute Gap shirt I can't wear

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One thing did annoy me today: I was reminded that most strapless shirts, especially the ones that are tight just at the very top to make them stay up, don't look good on people who lift weights too much. Me trying one on is like an advance screening of Pecs, Interrupted... my pecs look like flab where the top bites into them, and my breasts look nonexistent. This puts a serious hole in my theory that people with thin, athletic bodies can wear anything.

(Current mood: eh, not that grouchy, I can still wear everything else. But it sure was cute on the hanger.)

Out of idle curiosity: what can't you wear, despite your generally being a hottie?

Comments

[zgirl611.livejournal.com]

I can't wear any 'hipsters'. Especially now that I've had a child. Even when I was a teen and super thin, I had a little podge of a belly. Now it's a big one and hipsters look awful on me. They look awful on a lot of women over here who choose to wear them anyway. And with cropped tops too... YUCK!

[artana.livejournal.com]

Yep, I'm there on the hipsters.;) I also can't wear many thin spaghetti top things. I'm rather well endowed and while I'm sure that guys would enjoy it...I look really really top heavy.:P

Capris

[bluechromis.livejournal.com]

Especially mid-calf ones, but below the knee one's are horrible too. They make my thighs look ridiculous.