I didn't have the nerve

[flexagon]

We celebrated Valentine's Day a day early this year, so we decided to celebrate Steak and Blowjob Day a day early too.

Very crisp person on phone: HellothankyouforcallingXxxxxSteakhousehowcanIhelpyou?
Flexy: I'd like to make a reservation for the evening of Monday the 13th?
Vcpop: Monday? Okay, and how many people?
Flexy: Two.
Vcpop: And what time would you like?
Flexy: 6:45.
Vcpop: All right. Are you celebrating anything, birthday, engagement, anything like that?
Flexy: ... nope, not celebrating anything.
Vcpop: Okay, thanks, bye.

HLM: You lied!!