I didn't have the nerve
Mar. 11th, 2006 08:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
flexagonWe celebrated Valentine's Day a day early this year, so we decided to celebrate Steak and Blowjob Day a day early too.
Very crisp person on phone: HellothankyouforcallingXxxxxSteakhousehowcanIhelpyou?
Flexy: I'd like to make a reservation for the evening of Monday the 13th?
Vcpop: Monday? Okay, and how many people?
Flexy: Two.
Vcpop: And what time would you like?
Flexy: 6:45.
Vcpop: All right. Are you celebrating anything, birthday, engagement, anything like that?
Flexy: ... nope, not celebrating anything.
Vcpop: Okay, thanks, bye.
HLM: You lied!!
Very crisp person on phone: HellothankyouforcallingXxxxxSteakhousehowcanIhelpyou?
Flexy: I'd like to make a reservation for the evening of Monday the 13th?
Vcpop: Monday? Okay, and how many people?
Flexy: Two.
Vcpop: And what time would you like?
Flexy: 6:45.
Vcpop: All right. Are you celebrating anything, birthday, engagement, anything like that?
Flexy: ... nope, not celebrating anything.
Vcpop: Okay, thanks, bye.
HLM: You lied!!
