Malibu inspiration

Heavy lifting day yesterday--full body, since the silly gym was closed Saturday for some damn fool reason and I couldn't do upper body like I usually do. This girl was there who I'll have to call Malibu Barbie--she's so lean and so muscular that her thighs are bigger than her butt, and you can see every little ab muscle all the way down through her lower belly. She's always perfectly fake-tanned too. Wow, just... wow. I can't decide if I actually like how she looks, but I sure could stare at her all day. I think she's probably a fitness competitor.

Girls, did you know it's possible for us to learn to pee standing up?

The wind came up in the night as it was snowing and obliterated all of yesterday's shoveling, so I'd better get out there and (re)do the snow mambo. And then back to work. Seems unreal after all this time off...

The shuffling of the snow

My hapless and Chinese coworker (unrelated characteristics!) wrote in last Monday to say he would be in late because he'd be shuffling snow.

How cute. I guess he thinks you shuffle with a shovel. And the funny thing is, he's not far from the truth. :)

Tonight on the way home I saw an old lady shuffling her walkway all alone, so when I got home I took our shovel and went back. She had gone back inside after finishing her walkway, so she didn't see me shuffling her sidewalk. This is good, because I would have hated to explain myself. I hardly ever do things like that! I won't be doing it again until I have thicker gloves, either--my hands got totally numb out there, whine, complain. But it's fun to think of her looking outside tomorrow morning and going "Whaaaaa?".

*goes back to being warm and selfish*