Our home this week: a short screenplay

Act I

3-year-old (points to cat): Is that Igor?
Flexy: Yes, that is Igor.
3-year-old: I love Igor.
Flexy: Awww! I love Igor, too.

Act II

3-year-old is "carting around" on our ab wheel.

3-year-old: It's like a wheel.
Flexy: It is a wheel.
3-year-old: Does it shoot?
Flexy: No, it doesn't shoot.
3-year-old: It doesn't shoot?
Daddy: No, it has a hole, but it doesn't shoot.
Daddy (to me): He's obsessed with G-U-N-S and we have no idea why.
3-year-old: We saw guns in a movie and we saw guns when we (something
else) and...
Flexy (to daddy): You are S-C-R-E-W-E-D.
Daddy: Yeah, we are.