Our home this week: a short screenplay

[flexagon]

Act I

3-year-old (points to cat): Is that Igor?
Flexy: Yes, that is Igor.
3-year-old: I love Igor.
Flexy: Awww! I love Igor, too.

Act II

3-year-old is "carting around" on our ab wheel.

3-year-old: It's like a wheel.
Flexy: It is a wheel.
3-year-old: Does it shoot?
Flexy: No, it doesn't shoot.
3-year-old: It doesn't shoot?
Daddy: No, it has a hole, but it doesn't shoot.
Daddy (to me): He's obsessed with G-U-N-S and we have no idea why.
3-year-old: We saw guns in a movie and we saw guns when we (something
else) and...
Flexy (to daddy): You are S-C-R-E-W-E-D.
Daddy: Yeah, we are.

Comments

My life is something like this:

[webrat.livejournal.com]

5 year old: Zoe's a good dog.
webRat: Yeah, she can be a good dog.
5 year old: Zoe is so cool and fun to play with.
webRat: I'm glad.
*Zoe, the large puppy runs around the room and knocks over 5 year old which gets knocked into something else*
5 year old: *starts crying cuz he got knocked over and got a boo boo* Zoe's a bad dog!
webRat: So much for that.

Re: My life is something like this:

[flexagon]

Oh man. Some of the dialogues we have are cute, but they tend to be repetitive, and the thought that this level of conversation persists for (at least) two years makes it a little less cute.

Re: My life is something like this:

[webrat.livejournal.com]

Yup, I know all about the repetitiveness. The youngest does it all the time.