Zillian 2, wardrobe 0

[flexagon]

Yesterday was doomsday for my favorite pair of old, old jeans (which I was wearing under a tunic-length sweater so that the small, worn-through holes on the hip wouldn't show). Halfway through the afternoon the ass ripped from the top of the pocket to the bottom of my ass-cheek. Mercifully, it didn't show at all (yay tunic-length sweater!) and was fine. Felt pretty weird though, and I double-checked the length of the sweater at least 5 times to make SURE it didn't show.

Today I wore my favorite pair of old, but not ancient, green cargo pants. These had gotten a thin spot in the ass a while ago, when I patched them with double-sided iron-on stuff and extra linen taken from the inside of the cargo pockets. It looked fine. But halfway through the afternoon, RRRRRIPPPPP! across the bottom of my left cheek. Mercifully, I had a pair of black leggings with me that I'd brought for gymnastics tonight, so I put those on underneath and just ignored it for the rest of the day.

I really don't know what I'll wear tomorrow. If this keeps up I'll be running out of casual pants soon. :o

Comments

[dr-alycat.livejournal.com]

OMG! that's way more wardrobe malfunction than most people face in a year! I guess you need new comfy clothes :)

[apfelsingail.livejournal.com]

*rofl*

Poor Flexy! This is why god invented tights... to go under wardrobe malfunctions and skirts in the fall. :-)

[webrat.livejournal.com]

Zillian, busting the seams since 2007.

[flexagon]

Even though I haven't gained weight from all the free food, thus far. :P

[bluechromis.livejournal.com]

Be grateful you had coverup options! Mine ripped will bowling, I exposed myself to about 40 people. :P

I'm gonna do some pants shopping tonight, I'll think of you.

[bluechromis.livejournal.com]

will = while obviously.