Also, I should be fed. Frequently.

[flexagon]

It looks like such fun to go trolling,
swinging, skipping across the internet --
all lightness and snark and button-pushing
balloon-popping
with minor self-congratulations for foible spotting.
I'm clever too, I can see the cracks in people
just like you can, you merry little trolls.
But I can't I can't I can't because I'm probably the mod
and I am driven to imagine the upset on the other end
of the long, conductive, sparky linking wire
and all I'm really thinking is, Fuck,
who died and made me the grownup here?