Malibu inspiration

[flexagon]

Heavy lifting day yesterday--full body, since the silly gym was closed Saturday for some damn fool reason and I couldn't do upper body like I usually do. This girl was there who I'll have to call Malibu Barbie--she's so lean and so muscular that her thighs are bigger than her butt, and you can see every little ab muscle all the way down through her lower belly. She's always perfectly fake-tanned too. Wow, just... wow. I can't decide if I actually like how she looks, but I sure could stare at her all day. I think she's probably a fitness competitor.

Girls, did you know it's possible for us to learn to pee standing up?

The wind came up in the night as it was snowing and obliterated all of yesterday's shoveling, so I'd better get out there and (re)do the snow mambo. And then back to work. Seems unreal after all this time off...

Comments

[jg26.livejournal.com]

she's so lean and so muscular that her thighs are bigger than her butt, and you can see every little ab muscle all the way down through her lower belly. She's always perfectly fake-tanned too.

It has been a frequent observation that heterosexual girls can find other girls attractive, but because they lust over their bodies (or eyes, or hair, or whatever) in a sense that they find this aspect of the girl attractive & wish they could have that attribute as well. Often girls & guys find different things attractive about girls (because guys are looking at the girls in a purely more sexual manner). If this isn't a perfect example of that, I don't know what is. The person you just described sounds like someone I would look away from if I saw them walking down the street. While nice tone is a good thing, the person you described sounds fairly devoid of femininity. And fake tan? Yuck. Plus I can't deny, I like a little butt on a girl. ;)

[bluechromis.livejournal.com]

I did know about women peeing standing up. In fact, they also have implements (http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html) for those who wish a little aid, though I think those are gross. Incidentally, while looking for the site with the tools I was thinking about, I came across this rather funny bastardization of MADD (http://mapsu.org/).

As for Malibu inspiration...uh uh. I know what you mean about striving for that in some ways, but my gut reaction is "freakish"...and even if something is to be respected (in terms of requiring dedication and hardwork), I don't want the main reaction upon seeing me to be "freak".