Malibu inspiration

[flexagon]

Heavy lifting day yesterday--full body, since the silly gym was closed Saturday for some damn fool reason and I couldn't do upper body like I usually do. This girl was there who I'll have to call Malibu Barbie--she's so lean and so muscular that her thighs are bigger than her butt, and you can see every little ab muscle all the way down through her lower belly. She's always perfectly fake-tanned too. Wow, just... wow. I can't decide if I actually like how she looks, but I sure could stare at her all day. I think she's probably a fitness competitor.

Girls, did you know it's possible for us to learn to pee standing up?

The wind came up in the night as it was snowing and obliterated all of yesterday's shoveling, so I'd better get out there and (re)do the snow mambo. And then back to work. Seems unreal after all this time off...

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[bluechromis.livejournal.com]

I did know about women peeing standing up. In fact, they also have implements (http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html) for those who wish a little aid, though I think those are gross. Incidentally, while looking for the site with the tools I was thinking about, I came across this rather funny bastardization of MADD (http://mapsu.org/).

As for Malibu inspiration...uh uh. I know what you mean about striving for that in some ways, but my gut reaction is "freakish"...and even if something is to be respected (in terms of requiring dedication and hardwork), I don't want the main reaction upon seeing me to be "freak".

[flexagon]

See, I really respect it when people are so into what they're doing that they don't mind people saying "freak".

I had a dream last night about peeing standing up! Weird, weird...

[flexagon]

...where "respect" should really be something like "admire", "think it's a good thing", etc.

[bluechromis.livejournal.com]

Ah, see I thought we were talking about whether it was visually attractive. And my answer is definitely no on that, but yes, if you look beyond visual attractiveness, she's got something for sure. :)