A Tom Swiftie that popped into my head...

"I'm not interested in working on-site", Tom whispered remotely.

Ahahahahahahaha.

I saw Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow yesterday, by the way, and feel compelled to issue a public service announcement: AVOID THIS MOVIE. Because ( it's freakin' ridiculous (no plot spoilers, just idiocy spoilers). )

It's too bad, too, because it had some interesting foreground/background effects and started off very cool and detective-storyish. But by the end I was just offended. Ah well.

Comfort and discomfort

I forgot to share with you my recent experience about the girl working at CVS who didn't know what a douche was and then, when telling me what aisle they were in and what product they were likely to be adjacent to, couldn't finish the word "tampons". ( The story... but l'm warning you, the TMI warning light is flashing fast. Be very comfy with female bodily functions or don't click. )

Thank heaven for naahmah99, who writes some of the funniest stuff ever on such topics and has done it again. Regarding wings on pads: "For Fuck's Sake! I am bleeding from my vagina, not HANG-GLIDING!" Well worth a read if you're female... well, assuming you're anyone except that CVS chick.